Roof Related Puns

They say they have just the guy for the job and he ll be over in half an hour.

Roof related puns.

A hardtop is a rigid car roof. After half an hour a white van pulls up to the house. As normal they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality. Went to a party with a construction team the other week.

With the median annual wage of 36 000 employment for this industry has been showing an 18 growth. The roofing industry sees an annual revenue of 36 billion a year. Sometimes he would simply rename the brand. My mate s chimney sweeping business is going well.

The man not wanting to have to climb down and up the ladder again yelled back what s the matter sir. There once was a man who would buy tons of buckets of roofing sealant change the label then resell them. In a few horrific instances he repackaged it as food products. They really raised the roof.

Performance is going through the roof. He couldn t stop biting his nails. As in hardtop as a rock and hardtop as iron and be hardtop put to and fallen on hardtop times. A list of puns related to roofing.

What is it that keeps roofing teams together. Here are related puns. Sometimes he would name it a different product entirely. The topic for this week s one liners and puns is roof jokes.

Why did the roofer have to go to the dentist. A man was mending his roof when suddenly an elderly messy man showed up on his lawn yelling to him sir would you get down please. Building puns ceiling puns thatch puns tile puns cover puns dome puns eaves puns slate puns housetop puns protective cover puns sunroof puns shelter puns rain puns snow puns hood puns vault puns canopy puns gable puns house puns chimney puns. Why did the roofer go to the doctor.

Because he had a bad case of shingles. A man hears a thumping on his roof goes outside to look and she s a guerilla on his roof he calls animal control and says he has a gorilla on his roof. See more ideas about roofing jokes roof quotes. Roof gravel shake awning brick tile masonry plywood roofing thatch plaster sign signboard thatched sod smock flimsy shacks windmill undulating roofs linoleum dunes chine bungalow stilts gazebo serpentine huts driftwood hammock flats pavement wallpaper muddy stately cutt sand curtains shack carpeting earthen flooring peeling lush limestone turquoise patio bamboo mud.